Posted by Frat Boy on February 18, 2009

I have a rant for freshman girls.  All you want when you're 18 is senior guys.  The poor freshman male population gets no ass our first year of college.  Freshman girls on the other hand have the pick of any man on campus. But here's the thing you young hotties.  After your freshman year, the party is OVER!  Sophomore year, you guys are still getting ass, but us boys are finally getting a little attention.  You girls now have young hot freshman to compete with.  By junior year, us guys are getting even more attention, young freshman and sophomores are clawing each others eyes out to be our dates to formals and parties.  By senior year, you chicks are OLD NEWS!  We become the big men on campus.  We become the ones with infinite options for booty while you girls go home alone.

So what I'm trying to say is, hot freshman girls, be nice to us scrawny freshman guys because in just a few years, you'll be washed up and over.  But we'll remeber the nice ones and we will perhaps throw you a bone every once in awhile.

Frat boy...you talk a big game, but I'm curious is you walk the walk.
posted by Retired Game Player on 02/19/2009 Flag Comment

God, I hope my son doesn't think like you when he becomes a college freshman. Pretty sad Frat Boy. Oh, and go get a Gardasil shot ....
posted by ConnieRN on 02/19/2009 Flag Comment

From a girl's perspective: Freshman year: Boys are easily accessible. You don't know their reputation and smooth talking ways. Your friends haven't dated them, so it's fair game. Win-win for the freshmen hookups, but not so much if you're a romantic. Sophomore/Junior year: Somewhere along the way, the freshman slut thing gets old. You're getting a reputation - from the guys and the girls (double standards). You start maturing and might desire for love. We start eyeing for the older guys (average is at least 2 years difference). We start "studying" in the grad school libraries on the weekdays and except men to buy our drinks at the bar, rather than fix us a vodka cup in a solo cup. Senior year: You just wanna hang out. If you're in a relationship (or looking), it's with young professional men who are 1-2 years older because they're more "mature." The college party and frat boys are old at this point.
posted by chick next door on 03/12/2009 Flag Comment